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Nov 21, 2024

Tamagotchi by Tale Teller Club






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Gossamer and Steel by Tale Teller Club #music


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You Ate My Heart Like a Ready Meal, music by the Tale Teller Club

Countess Diaries Forward The 'Memoirs of a Countess by the Countess of Brighton and Hackney


Pasha du Valentine, the Countess of Brighton and Hackney

Brighton Arts Club Flyer

Hear ye, gentle readers, for thou art privileged to bask in the luminous presence of me, the Countess of Brighton and Hackney, a lady of singular refinement, unparalleled intellect, and dazzling wit—or so it is only proper to acknowledge. I have been bestowed with the greatest gifts of fortune: a title that commands respect (or, at the very least, mild amusement), a domicile that brims with artistic splendor (and suspicious cats), and a disposition as benevolent as the sun itself, so long as thou dost not cross me.

It is true, alas, that Brighton—though charming in its shingly shore and Hackney—though burgeoning with culture, are, by my reckoning, mere provinces. Yet these lands are mine to rule with a velvet-gloved fist (the glove hides a minor wine stain). The subjects who dwell therein—be they punks, poets, or the occasional itinerant filmmaker—are blessed indeed to call me their Countess.

Though born of the finest lineage (never mind which), I chose to spurn the dull tedium of courtly life for the effervescent chaos of the creative rabble. Here, amidst the painted guttersnipes and underdressed libertines, I reign supreme—hostess of salons, orchestrator of bacchanals, and patroness of the arts. None who cross my threshold depart unchanged (or unpaid, if they’ve done the dishes).

It is my noble duty to document my escapades, and lo, my diaries shall illuminate the age with tales of scandal, revelry, and occasional calamity. The cat, for instance, remains unconvinced of my importance but warms to me when turkey is on offer.

Shouldst thou seek wisdom, laughter, or the sheer effervescence of a life well-lived and unapologetically extravagant, thou hast come to the right place. But be warned: the Countess of Brighton and Hackney demands loyalty, reverence, and an appropriate level of groveling. Those who fail to comply will be forever relegated to the common riff-raff—and worse, spoken of unfavorably in these very diaries.

Now, dear reader, gird thy loins, uncork the Madeira, and prepare to accompany me on this most extraordinary journey through the absurdities of life, art, and the indignities of owning a feline who shows no respect for my station. Let us begin.


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Books by Author Sarnia de la Maré FRSA Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Toddle Poddle: Issue 2 (Rat Gang Crew and Friends) Book 2 of 2: Rat Gang Crew and Friends Kindle Edition $6.00 Other formats: Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 14: The Journey to the Edge (Fear of Death) (The Book of Immersion 16) Book 13 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $6.32 Other formats: Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Elderescence: A Manifesto (Elderescence Academy Book 2) Book 2 of 2: Elderescence Academy Kindle Edition $9.99 Other formats: Hardcover, Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Tea Cup Shorts: V1 Part of: Tea Cup Shorts (1 books) Kindle Edition $4.99 Other formats: Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 13: The Fight (Hormones) (The Book of Immersion 17) Book 14 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Handmade by Sarnia, Eco Winter Warmers: Elderescence Academy: Recycled Fashion Book 1 of 2: Elderescence Academy 5.0 out of 5 stars15.0 out of 5 stars. 1 customer reviews Kindle Edition $6.50 Other formats: Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 12: Shabra and the Basement People (Emotions) (The Book of Immersion 15) Book 12 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $1.32 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 10: Dinfant Trouble (Synthetic Love) (The Book of Immersion 14) Book 11 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 11: The Crossroads (Guessing) (The Book of Immersion 12) Book 9 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 9: Limerence (Loins and Lust) (The Book of Immersion 13) Book 10 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Feminism, AI, Big Tech, and Societal Issues: Navigating the Nexus (The Humanitarian... Book 3 of 3: The Humanitarian AI Kindle Edition $3.99 Other formats: Paperback Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 8: Shabra (Laws of Attraction) (The Book of Immersion) Book 8 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 7: Jarome and the Scritters (Trade and Barter) (The Book of Immersion) Book 7 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 6: Trouble at the Bank (Animal Instincts) (The Book of Immersion) Book 6 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99 Books by Sarnia de la Mare Quick look Strata 5: Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences) (The Book of... Book 5 of 14: The Book of Immersion Kindle Edition $0.99

Music for Goddamn Media at the Brighton Arts Club

 


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Raven (Phonk Version) Music by Tale Teller Club

Cerebral Dance Music (CDM)

Nov 20, 2024

New Book for Christmas 2024 by Homemade by Sarnia

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Welcome to a World of Cozy, Sustainable Fashion!

Hello, friends and fellow makers!

I’m thrilled to introduce you to my latest project, “Winter Warmers: Easy, Eco-Friendly Fashion for the Cold Season,” a book filled with fun, simple-to-make patterns designed for everyone—whether you’re a total beginner or an experienced crafter looking for something new. This book is my way of showing that style doesn’t have to come at a high cost—either for your wallet or the planet.

We’re living in a time where fast fashion is everywhere, but the cost of living is rising, and many of us are feeling the pinch. That’s why I’ve put together this guide to creating your own winter wardrobe using recycled fabrics and easy-to-find budget materials. From thrift store finds to old curtains and bedding, you’ll discover how to turn what you already have at home into chic, cozy pieces for the colder months.

You don’t need to be an expert seamstress or have loads of time on your hands—these patterns are quick, simple, and fuss-free. No zips, no buttonholes, no stress! Whether you’re upcycling an old quilt into a poncho or crafting a stylish scarf from a thrifted sweater, you’ll find step-by-step instructions, hand-drawn illustrations, and plenty of creative inspiration.

This isn’t just about making clothes—it’s about embracing a more sustainable, mindful approach to fashion. When we recycle fabrics, we’re not only saving money; we’re helping reduce waste and doing our part for the environment. And guess what? It’s fun, too!

So, if you’ve ever wanted to make your own clothes but didn’t know where to start, this book is for you. Let’s get creative, stay warm, and look fabulous while we do it!

I can’t wait to see what you’ll make. Share your creations with the hashtag #HandmadeWinterStyle on social media—I’ll be keeping an eye out for your fantastic designs!

Stay cozy



Books by Author Sarnia de la Maré FRSA


Quick look
Toddle Poddle: Issue 2 (Rat Gang Crew and Friends)
Kindle Edition
$6.00
Other formats: Paperback




Quick look
Strata 14: The Journey to the Edge (Fear of Death) (The Book of Immersion 16)
Kindle Edition
$6.32
Other formats: Paperback




Quick look
Elderescence: A Manifesto (Elderescence Academy Book 2)
Kindle Edition
$9.99
Other formats: HardcoverPaperback




Quick look
Tea Cup Shorts: V1
Kindle Edition
$4.99
Other formats: Paperback




Quick look
Strata 13: The Fight (Hormones) (The Book of Immersion 17)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Handmade by Sarnia, Eco Winter Warmers: Elderescence Academy: Recycled Fashion
5.0 out of 5 stars15.0 out of 5 stars. 1 customer reviews
Kindle Edition
$6.50
Other formats: Paperback




Quick look
Strata 12: Shabra and the Basement People (Emotions) (The Book of Immersion 15)
Kindle Edition
$1.32




Quick look
Strata 10: Dinfant Trouble (Synthetic Love) (The Book of Immersion 14)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Strata 11: The Crossroads (Guessing) (The Book of Immersion 12)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Strata 9: Limerence (Loins and Lust) (The Book of Immersion 13)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Feminism, AI, Big Tech, and Societal Issues: Navigating the Nexus (The Humanitarian...
Kindle Edition
$3.99
Other formats: Paperback




Quick look
Strata 8: Shabra (Laws of Attraction) (The Book of Immersion)
Kindle Edition
$0.99



Books by Sarnia de la Mare

Quick look
Strata 7: Jarome and the Scritters (Trade and Barter) (The Book of Immersion)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Strata 6: Trouble at the Bank (Animal Instincts) (The Book of Immersion)
Kindle Edition
$0.99




Quick look
Strata 5: Renyke Goes to The Bank (Memories and Experiences) (The Book of...
Kindle Edition
$0.99